I was just elected into my fourth term as Secretary at my Lodge. It went like this:
Worshipful Master: Anyone want to suggest a name for Secretary?I was just installed as the Secretary for the fourth time a couple weeks ago. I'm quite sure the Junior Deacon is going to be rather surprised when he gets his dues statement in a few months.
Senior Warden: How about Todd Creason?
Junior Deacon: Secretary? We haven't had a Secretary for the last three years--why do we need one now?