"All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner."
~Bro. Red Skelton
Late Night Mischief
There's a man, walking down the street at one o'clock in the morning--he's loaded.
A policeman stops him and asks him, "where do you think you're going in that condition?"
"I'm on my way to a lecture on Freemasonry," the man slurred.
"Where can you possibly get a lecture on Freemasonry at this time of night?" the officers asks.
"From my wife, when I get home!"
Q: How many Masons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to screw it in, one to read the minutes of the previous light bulb replacement, and one to sit on the sidelines and complain that this wasn't the way they USED to screw in light bulbs.
Sadly, of all the jokes and humourous quotes I've received over the last few months, these were the only ones I could post on here--but keep them coming. I enjoy them!