"With great power, comes great responsibility . . ."
Gotham City Lodge No. 911
One of the greatest honors a Master Mason can receive is to be elected Worshipful Master of his lodge by the brethren. I had the great privilege of taking this chair a couple years ago. It's a year I'll never forget.
I remember going home after being installed as Worshipful Master. I was all wound up. I told my wife, Valerie, that it wasn't necessary for her to call me Worshipful at home--MASTER was just fine.
I was just joking of course, but it made her so angry, I didn't see her for two weeks! Well, actually, after a week, I could see her a little bit out of my left eye . . .
Okay, before you start ripping me up, I swiped this from one of Rev. Jack Graham's sermons, and twisted it for my own devious intent. But it's funny! :-)